"They Call Me Drama"

It's past four in the morning and I return to school in a week and a half. My sleeping schedule is shit and, on top of that, I've come to the realization that I love drama. I was on Jay's Facebook and saw that Jess invited him to dinner tomorrow night and now I'm up fantasizing about crashing their meal and stirring up shit. I can imagine just walking into the restaurant and "randomly running into" them sitting there already.

Fancy meeting you here.

I'd talk softly and almost sweetly as if nothing had ever happened and drop calculated compliments with all the sincerity I could muster. I'd love to bring back pleasant memories of when we were together, to make her want me again -- all for the sake of exacting revenge on her and her scumbag boyfriend.