yo ho!

POLICE ARE SHIT.

I've just gotten home from being pulled over for the first time. This evening I took Sasha to see The Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (which was lovely) and on the way home I was speeding as is my usual fashion. This time, however, unlike any time in the past, I was pulled over. I happened to be doing 50 in a 35. Humbug! Fifteen over is nothing to me! In any case good ol' Johnny Law pulls me over and when I hand him my license, he breaks it in two. He asks why I was in such a hurry and I tell him that I was trying to get Sasha home since she has school in the morning. Probably out of guilt for having fucked up my license, he lets me go without a ticket. This was a fairly mild run in with the cops and I was schocked because all cops are egotistical power-drunk scum.